Chicken
03-16-03, 09:35 PM
I just saw a trailer for a new movie coming out soon (says March 28 here in the states). They have a web site where you too can see the trailer.
This has got to be one of the dumbest movies I'm not even going to see, even if it comes on regular broadcast t.v. Click the trailer and tell me this isn't the most idiotic movie concept you've ever heard of. Makes the creator of Terminator III seem like a genius.
Starts off... "it was a secret government program..."
Right there you know it has the potential to be the stupidest movie ever...
yadda yadda yadda (other voice-over garbage)
"...designed to use Earthquakes to attack our enemies..."
As I watched this on t.v., I thought, my goodness...
"It was a perfect, untraceable weapon... until something went wrong..."
The plot? The conception of the movie?
"The core of the Earth has stopped spinning..."
Ahhhhh-yuh.
"How could this have happened?"
They must be referring to the movie itself. What studio big-wig was pitched this pile of crap and said, "Ohhh yeah baby! We got a winner on our hands here! Sign this before someone else snaps it up!"
"We killed the planet."
"So how do we fix it?"
"We can't."
"What if we could?"
Eeeeeeeggggt. DUMB DUMB DUMB! Arrrrrghh! Anyway, I'd go on and tell you how they plan to save the planet, but you gotta watch the trailer to find out for yourself.
http://thecoremovie.com/
This has got to be one of the dumbest movies I'm not even going to see, even if it comes on regular broadcast t.v. Click the trailer and tell me this isn't the most idiotic movie concept you've ever heard of. Makes the creator of Terminator III seem like a genius.
Starts off... "it was a secret government program..."
Right there you know it has the potential to be the stupidest movie ever...
yadda yadda yadda (other voice-over garbage)
"...designed to use Earthquakes to attack our enemies..."
As I watched this on t.v., I thought, my goodness...
"It was a perfect, untraceable weapon... until something went wrong..."
The plot? The conception of the movie?
"The core of the Earth has stopped spinning..."
Ahhhhh-yuh.
"How could this have happened?"
They must be referring to the movie itself. What studio big-wig was pitched this pile of crap and said, "Ohhh yeah baby! We got a winner on our hands here! Sign this before someone else snaps it up!"
"We killed the planet."
"So how do we fix it?"
"We can't."
"What if we could?"
Eeeeeeeggggt. DUMB DUMB DUMB! Arrrrrghh! Anyway, I'd go on and tell you how they plan to save the planet, but you gotta watch the trailer to find out for yourself.
http://thecoremovie.com/