Chicken
11-05-05, 07:42 AM
Not sure if y'all have seen this, but...
Man sues ex-girlfriend over glued genitals
Friday, November 4, 2005; Posted: 12:39 p.m. EST (17:39 GMT)
GREENSBURG, Pennsylvania (AP) -- A Pennsylvanian man sued his ex-girlfriend for more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago.
Full article: http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/04/genitals.suit.ap/index.html
This is the part that's interesting...
When he woke up, Slaby found that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.
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O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged.
"This is a case that should have been left in the bedroom," he said.
A consensual act? Hmmmm don't think so. Try gluing your wife/girlfriend/etc's buttocks together and see if that "consensual act" defense holds water.
Man sues ex-girlfriend over glued genitals
Friday, November 4, 2005; Posted: 12:39 p.m. EST (17:39 GMT)
GREENSBURG, Pennsylvania (AP) -- A Pennsylvanian man sued his ex-girlfriend for more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago.
Full article: http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/04/genitals.suit.ap/index.html
This is the part that's interesting...
When he woke up, Slaby found that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.
<snip>
O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged.
"This is a case that should have been left in the bedroom," he said.
A consensual act? Hmmmm don't think so. Try gluing your wife/girlfriend/etc's buttocks together and see if that "consensual act" defense holds water.